i feel sick after looking at pictures posted in friendster. it's literally big BUGGY eyes. complete with dark eye circles. oh. and dont bother sleeping earlier or more to try to get rid of it. it doesnt really work because the main reason people get dark eye circles is because of water retention. so, please dont drink water and dehydrate. it'll do my eyes good. for christ's sake, is it even the least attractive to pose in that particular shitty way. *points camera up, look down and strain you bleedy eye muscles upwards and pout* i mean SERIOUSLY?!
another thing that is so typical i go 'blah' when i see it all the time
"iin dda mem0riies of euu ,, urhh w0rdds are maii fo0d urhh breath ishh maii waterr '' euu r everytinqq turh mie .."
ok now, what is wrong with the above found in this particular type of account which i find disturbing.
for starters... EVERYTHING.
let's not harp on the spelling first. if let's say his words was your food and his breath was your water, you would be a deranged undernutrition-ed and dehydrated bitch. now that would be hilarious and a enormous relief. however, 1 down, 2385638972662 to go. Phew.
now the amazing spelling. oh dear. normally i can take it if i find it pleasing to the eye.. meaning easy to read and if i like that person a not actually, not like it matters? back to the point, i just cant take it. 'to' becomes 'turh'. pronunciation wise it sounds like you're saying "to" with a shitload of crap in your mouth. (oh dear, im extremely bitchy today huh?)
now, since i've critisized that person to such a extent... i shall continue. bah. naughty dirty bear?! who in the right mind would call himself that? i mean naughty? wtf. dirty? wtf. BEAR?! WTF! and who would fall for him!? acks. i might just die of a heart attack. all the over-the-top saccharine sweet nothings. my limbs would rot off due to diabetes too.
oh dear, i just infringed on her copyrighted profile. aw shucks. my bleeding heart.
*disclaimer* i am/was having a B.F (courtesy of White Chicks ;x)
FEMME
Spice& everything rhizomic
Positiveness attracts.
In memories& in time to come
Lit lessons; with the specfics
